So I am sitting here minding my own business in my roving coffee shop office today. But no one seems to want to sit near me. They keep walking into the back room where I am holed up and then walking right back out again.
Come on people - I TOOK A SHOWER TODAY - I SWEAR!
They all look like:
I may have just pulled my used coffee cup out of the trash to save $1.50. Is that weird? Why don’t you ask the guy with $1.50 in his pocket.