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axetemptation:

57% of women find a man’s stubble to be irresistible.

Dayum - time to shave less.

axetemptation:

57% of women find a man’s stubble to be irresistible.

Dayum - time to shave less.

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allergic-to-you:

Fuck cats.

Then they can eat your face off… 

allergic-to-you:

Fuck cats.

Then they can eat your face off… 

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believe-in-you-me-us:


This is why I could never be a Hipster. Fuckin’ cats.


Good Riddance Feline Evil

believe-in-you-me-us:

This is why I could never be a Hipster. Fuckin’ cats.

Good Riddance Feline Evil

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I Hate Cats too

duhnaeshake:

I hate cats. I hate cats. I hate cats. One just merely rubbed on my leg for like three seconds and now my legs are both broken out from an allergic reaction. Cats just need to stay away from me.

The most evil of all beings.

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Silly #throwbackthursday 

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I think I might smell

So I am sitting here minding my own business in my roving coffee shop office today. But no one seems to want to sit near me. They keep walking into the back room where I am holed up and then walking right back out again.

Come on people - I TOOK A SHOWER TODAY - I SWEAR!

They all look like:

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My favorite quote: “driving at 50 mph when the speed limit is 55 is a lot better”
Better than what?
What about all the people behind you; you slow old weirdo!

My favorite quote: “driving at 50 mph when the speed limit is 55 is a lot better”

Better than what?

What about all the people behind you; you slow old weirdo!

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Really? This seems like a really lame attempt at a follow up. Cancelled - 1/3 season.

(Source: popculturebrain)

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Save da Money

I may have just pulled my used coffee cup out of the trash to save $1.50. Is that weird? Why don’t you ask the guy with $1.50 in his pocket.

Recycle that!

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"I am really excited about the hipster sub culture. They really make the best people."

— Myself

Tags: hipsters