"T’aint nuthin like a spot o’ shine in da mornin ta git all yer parts right. It’s like takin a warm bath in bear pis in da winter!"
— Cousin Jed (via imahickyall)
I hate cats. I hate cats. I hate cats. One just merely rubbed on my leg for like three seconds and now my legs are both broken out from an allergic reaction. Cats just need to stay away from me.
The most evil of all beings.
So I am sitting here minding my own business in my roving coffee shop office today. But no one seems to want to sit near me. They keep walking into the back room where I am holed up and then walking right back out again.
Come on people - I TOOK A SHOWER TODAY - I SWEAR!
They all look like: